I promised I would be back with stories of my long weekend, and I don’t want to disappoint! Two of my best friends from like, kindergarten were in town, and we wanted to celebrate. It didn’t hurt that it was someone’s birthday. So we planned to go to one of the hottest club’s to dance the night away. And that is how I bring you, how to have a wild night out.
One: Gather at a friend’s house. This is the best way to rally the troops, come up with a plan for the night, and be able to head out together.
Two: Use that time to pregame. Drinks out are expensive, so why not prepare a little at home? Only do this if you have a designated driver, though. Drunk driving is not cute.
Three: Reminisce about old times. Because seriously, what better activity is there when you hang out with your oldest and bestest friends than to discuss how absolutely ridiculous you’ve been in the past? It can break the ice about how ridiculous you’re going to be out at the bar/club.
Four: Keep pushing back your depart time. Because you can wait another thirty minutes to leave. This conversation is really important!
Five: Get more drinks, and maybe some ice cream. Because ice cream is totally necessary at midnight. I promise you, this is true.
Six: Gossip about classmates. Everyone knows different details, so put them together and get the full picture!
Seven: Realize that it’s now one in the morning, and by the time you get to the club, it will be time to turn around and come back home. Yeah, doesn’t look like that’s going to happen anymore.
Eight: Figure out you don’t care. Because that time catching up with your friends is worth so much more than the Jersey Shore fist pumping at the club. Sorry, Snooki.